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📺 Series

America's Dumbest Criminals

📅 1996 ⭐ 5.2 🕐 30m US US
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America's Dumbest Criminals is an American reality series that aired in syndication from January 1996 to January 2000 for a total of 96 episodes, hosted by Daniel Butler and Debbie Alan. The series features surveillance footage, news reports and dramatic reenactments of particularly foolish criminal behavior. Also highlighted are "dumb laws", featuring various trivialities passed into law. Francopolitan Mercury Anastassacos was voted the "World's Dumbest Criminal" for the world tour phase. The show's disclaimer partially parodies the radio and TV series Dragnet by stating that each segment was a real-life occurrence, but that "only the names have been changed...to protect the ignorant".

Seasons & Episodes
Season 1 26 episodes ▼
E1
Return to Cinder 1996-01-26
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E2
Funky Footwork 1996-02-02
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E3
Two Bits 1996-02-09
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E4
Pull Over and Wake Up 1996-02-16
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E5
Kickstand Blues 1996-02-23
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E6
The Bagman 1996-03-01
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E7
Fooled You 1996-03-08
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E8
Social Climber 1996-03-08
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E9
Don't Call the Police 1996-03-15
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E10
10-Year Cab Ride 1996-03-22
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E11
Skunk Driver 1996-03-29
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E12
Buck Naked 1996-04-05
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E13
Name Game 1996-04-12
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E14
Who Is It? 1996-04-19
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E15
A Real Drunk Driver 1996-04-26
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E16
He Can't Run 1996-05-03
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E17
Beer Box Bandit 1996-05-10
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E18
An Affair to Forget 1996-05-17
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E19
Something More Comfortable 1996-05-24
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E20
Tooling Around Town 1996-05-31
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E21
Crime Time Live 1996-06-07
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E22
One Way Ticket to Jail 1996-06-14
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E23
Debriefing 1996-06-21
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E24
Search Me 1996-06-28
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E25
DUI Elvis 1996-07-05
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E26
Bad Luck Brown 1996-07-12
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Season 2 26 episodes ▼
E1
Sticking to the Job 1997-01-31
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E2
Towing Nowhere Fast 1997-02-07
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E3
Keyless Klutz 1997-02-14
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E4
Dial-A-Narc 1997-01-24
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E5
Asinine Alibis 1996-01-21
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E6
Stuffed Turkey 1997-02-07
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E7
Courting Trouble 1997-01-31
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E8
Bottled Up Robber 1997-02-14
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E9
Shell Shocked 1997-02-21
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E10
Crate Escape 1997-02-28
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E11
Caught Off Guard 1997-03-07
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E12
Easy Offed 1997-03-14
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E13
The Boulder, The Stupider 1997-03-21
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E14
Helping Hands 1997-03-21
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E15
Lights, Camera, Busted 1997-04-04
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E16
Roller Bullies 1997-04-11
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E17
Rookie Robber 1997-04-18
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E18
A Soggy Suspect 1997-04-25
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E19
A Boatload of Bozos 1997-05-02
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E20
Chilly Willy Strikes a Pose 1997-05-09
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E21
Follow-the-Loser 1997-05-16
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E22
Dress for Success 1997-05-23
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E23
An Indecent Proposal 1997-05-30
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E24
Halloween Hoodlum 1997-06-06
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E25
Moronic Macarena 1997-06-13
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E26
The Wrong Crustacean 1997-06-20
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Season 3 26 episodes ▼
E1
Best Dressed Burglars 1998-09-26
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E2
Man vs. Machine 1998-09-26
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E3
Funeral Flare-Up 1998-10-03
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E4
Home Exterminator 1998-10-10
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E5
Rookie Robbery 1998-10-17
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E6
Restroom Robber 1998-10-24
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E7
Squirreled Away 1998-10-31
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E8
Singing for Supper 1998-11-07
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E9
Private Peeping Tom 1998-11-14
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E10
Stealing Stinks 1998-11-21
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E11
Stool Pigeon 1998-11-28
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E12
Half-Baked Burglary 1999-01-16
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E13
Bumper Crop 1999-01-23
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E14
On Thin Ice 1999-01-30
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E15
Meter-Maid Rescue 1999-02-06
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E16
Chimney Surprise 1999-02-13
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E17
Pot Pup 1999-02-20
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E18
Picture Perfect 1999-02-27
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E19
Sticky Fingers 1999-03-06
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E20
Houdumbi 1999-03-13
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E21
Saucy Saga 1999-05-01
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E22
Whose Got Mail? 1999-05-08
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E23
Need a Lift 1999-05-15
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E24
Short Fuse 1999-05-22
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E25
Diaper Boy 1999-05-29
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E26
Sleepy Service 1999-06-05
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Season 4 26 episodes ▼
E1
Blunted Burglary 1999-08-07
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E2
Gun Target 1999-08-14
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E3
Up In Smoke 1999-08-21
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E4
Carry-Out Bandits 1999-08-28
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E5
Back-Breakin Burden 1999-09-04
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E6
Walking Nightmare 1999-09-11
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E7
Artificial Dummy 1999-09-18
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E8
Run-Away Cyclist 1999-09-25
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E9
Brain Freeze Bandit 1999-10-02
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E10
Half-Ton of Trouble 1999-10-09
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E11
Courting Disaster 1999-10-16
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E12
Dynamite Date 1999-10-23
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E13
Mannequin Mystery 1999-10-30
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E14
Clowning Around 1999-11-06
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E15
Donut Thief 1999-11-13
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E16
Buckle Under Pressure 1999-11-20
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E17
Collared Criminal 1999-11-27
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E18
Crack Pipe Crackpot 1999-01-15
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E19
Invasion of Privacy 2000-01-22
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E20
Confetti Money 2000-01-29
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E21
Courageous Crime-Fighting 2000-02-05
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E22
Clean Up Crew 2000-02-12
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E23
Recipe for Disaster 2000-02-12
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E24
Pinata Surprise 2000-02-19
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E25
Not-So-Clean Getaway 2000-02-26
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E26
Check Your Bags 2000-03-04
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