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Series
Never the Twain
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Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
Seasons & Episodes
E1
Families At War
1981-09-07
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E2
Of Meissen Men
1981-09-14
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E3
A Night At The Opera
1981-09-21
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E4
A Matched Pair
1981-09-28
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E5
Nothing But The Truth
1981-10-05
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E6
Father Of The Groom
1981-10-19
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E1
Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed ?
1982-09-07
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E2
As Young As You Feel
1982-09-14
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E3
A Woman's Place ...
1982-09-21
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E4
Blood Brothers
1982-09-28
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E5
lf You Knew Susan
1982-10-05
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E6
The More We Are Together
1982-10-12
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E1
Taking Stock
1983-10-10
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E2
Partners
1983-10-17
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E3
A Nose For Quality
1983-10-24
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E4
The End Of The Line
1983-10-31
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E5
The Welsh Connection
1983-11-07
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E6
Not On The Same Wavelength
1983-11-14
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E1
A Home of Your Own
1984-11-08
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E2
The Royal Connection
1984-11-15
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E3
Words and Music
1984-11-22
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E4
No Flame Like An Old Flame
1984-11-29
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E5
Love's Neighbours' Lost
1984-12-06
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E6
Come Fly with Me!
1984-12-13
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E1
In Whom We Tryst
1986-01-08
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E2
Going, Going, Gone!
1986-01-15
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E3
Thicker Than Water
1986-01-22
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E4
Kung Who?
1986-01-29
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E5
Reading Between the Lines
1986-02-05
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E6
Definitely Not Cricket!
1986-02-12
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E1
Feed A Cold
1987-01-15
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E2
Going to Pot
1987-01-22
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E3
Love ls A Many Splendoured Thing
1987-01-29
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E4
A Night to Remember
1987-02-05
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E5
The Battle of Deveraux Dale
1987-02-12
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E6
Affair of the Heart
1987-02-19
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E1
Settled Out of Court
1988-01-27
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E2
The Wagers of Sin
1988-02-03
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E3
Betrothed, Bothered and Bewildered
1988-02-10
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E4
The Second Time Around
1988-02-17
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E5
Born to Blush Unseen
1988-02-24
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E6
Fasten Your Seat Belts
1988-03-02
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E1
Grandfathers-In-Law
1988-10-24
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E2
Nursery Times
1988-10-31
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E3
Whose Baby?
1988-11-07
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E4
Never Say Die
1988-11-14
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E5
Moving On
1988-11-21
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E6
It's A Long Way To Friern Barnet
1988-11-28
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E1
Just the Ticket
1989-09-06
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E2
A Point of Honour
1989-09-13
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E3
A New Lease of Life
1989-09-20
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E4
Aspects of Love
1989-09-27
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E5
Neighbours
1989-10-04
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E6
Bonjour Paris!
1989-10-11
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E7
A Winter's Tale
1989-12-28
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E1
X Marks the Spot
1990-09-05
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E2
S.W.A.L.K.
1990-09-12
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E3
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
1990-09-19
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E4
Happy Holiday
1990-09-26
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E5
There But for the Grace of God
1990-10-03
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E6
A Car By Any Other Name
1990-10-10
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E1
Viva Espana!
1991-09-04
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E2
The Best Laid Plans
1991-09-11
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E3
Born Again
1991-09-18
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E4
There Goes the Bride
1991-09-25
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E5
Two Fools and Their Money
1991-10-02
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E6
The First of the Queue
1991-10-09
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Cast
